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Friendly reminder that wearing glasses doesn't mean we're really smart or massive nerds. What it actually means is that we're FUCKING BLIND!!!!! Which means you should never try them on and or run away with them because I CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!!
Me: "Do you want me to look into your eyes when I put my lips around it?" Highway Patrol: "Sir, just blow into the breathalyzer"
Highway Patrol: "Good afternoon sir, do you know why I stopped you today?" Me: "Well, if you don't know Officer, I'm certainly not going to tell you!" Highway Patrol: "...Sir, please step out of the vehicle..."
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Lmao some people can't take a joke anymore